Feeling the Breeze - Dreadless

After nine years of growing dreadlocks, I'm back towere more likely to start singing Bob Marley songs to
where I started: bald. I've been contemplating cuttingme. I have previously written as to why I think people
them for a few months now, but never seriouslycalled me Bob in the OC, but I'm not sure I will ever
thought I was quite ready to let them go. The locksreally know why it was such a common occurrence. I
became such a big part of who I was as a person,will definitely not miss any of that nonsense.
despite the fact that wasn't something I consideredAnyway, I truly believe that people perceived me as a
when I first started to grow them. My original intentless threatening Black man when I had dreadlocks, as
was to let my hair grow naturally, without anyopposed to when I had a shaved head. I'm not sure
impedance from a comb. I wanted to see what hairwhy, but I could tell from the way others interacted
looked like when original man roamed the planet. Also, Iwith me over the years. This was particularly true on
knew my hairline was moving back fast and I thought Ithe streets after dark. I'll admit, walking by anyone late
might as well grow my hair long, while I still had it...and Iat night typically can raise anxiety in any person, but I
did!saw much less over the shoulder looks and purse
Back in 2000 I rocked a shaved head and let the hairclutching when I had locks. I know this was not my
grow. Slowly, but surely, the curls started to grow and Iimagination. I have always been sensitive to how
had a mini-unkempt afro. I liked the look of the nappypeople perceive young Black men as a "threat" and
fro. It was bit wild in style, but easy to manage. As thewas always offended when I was seen in this way.
first year ended, the naps started to lock up. I hadNonetheless, I have always been a peaceful person
small dreads that pointed straight to the sky, as if thethat tries to shatter this stereotype.
force of gravity was more like the farce of gravity.Amusingly, I was consistently asked if I was a famous
This is when people started calling me Bob. Not Marley,reggae star or if I was from Jamaica. "Are you a
but Sideshow. Yep, Sideshow Bob, the evil geniusmusician?" was the typical question I heard, because I
character on The Simpsons whose red, poofy locksthink people didn't want to flat out say, "Hey are you in
defied gravity's pull towards the Earth. I thought thisa reggae band?" I'm sure if my dreadlocks were more
was a bit of an amusing nickname, and I heard it for acosmetic in appearance I wouldn't have been asked if I
good two years before my locks dropped.played music. Also, people never stop to think that not
By the end of 2003, I had locks that actuallyall Black folk donning long dreads hail from the
succumbed to gravity and pointed downward. At theCaribbean. Ha! I always got a kick out of that, because
time I lived in Washington, DC, and it was nothingmy face distinctly looks like a person from Eritrea or
unusual for a Black man to have dreads. I was not,Ethiopia.
and never was a Rasta. I was just a dude withNonetheless, the locks became a bit of an annoyance
dreadlocks. I'm not sure if everyone gets thein the past year as they neared the bottom of my
difference, but the distinction is clear. To be aback. Even when tied up and back, they find a way to
Rastaman means living a certain lifestyle andwhip me in the eye while playing sports. They'd get
maintaining a particular belief system. Most notably,caught in the car door at times when getting in and out.
Rastas believe that the former Emperor of Ethiopia,They accidentally took a dip in some meals that I've
Haile Selassie, was the incarnation of God, or Jah. I ameaten and one lock even dove into the toilet when I
an Eritrean American and there is no way that I wouldbent over to pick something off the floor in my
ever believe that a man who directly oppressed mybathroom. Ewwwww!
people for a generation could be seen as part of theThen the perfect opportunity to chop the locks came
Holy Trinity. No way! No how!up. I got a job offer to teach in the Abu Dhabi in the
As the time passed, the dreads grew long and I endedUnited Arab Emirates. Although Emirati culture is not
up in southern California. Now I was in a place where itnearly conservative as Saudi Arabia, the hair may be
was rare to see a Black man with long dreads. Keepan issue while teaching in public schools. I heard that
in mind that I did not twist my locks or go to the salonone guy who had hair down to the middle of his neck
to maintain them. There was no uniformity to thereceived several complaints. Plus, it's consistently over
dreads and they grew as they naturally would grow.100 degrees Fahrenheit and dreads are hot as hell on
This is when I started getting called Bob Marley all thethe head. I was all for cultural sensitivity and a naturally
time. Seriously, I was surprised how often peopleventilated dome. So, I did it and chopped the locks!
would call out to me with a "Yo, Bob!" In fact, they